Jman's Cell Phone Pics Blog

Some Guy I don't know at Mako's

2006-07-27T05:32:00.000-07:00

I guess that I should clarify. This is an employee who was paid to paddle him. This is not him being sketchy with some random girl. His brother wouldn't shell out the big bucks to get him on the swing.

Bathrooms at the Steamhouse Lounge

2006-07-27T05:30:00.001-07:00

It took me about 30 seconds to figure out which one to use.

Scary

2006-07-27T05:30:00.000-07:00

Buckhead Sunset

2006-07-27T05:29:00.000-07:00

Mega Pitcher

2006-07-27T05:28:00.000-07:00

I want to know where to buy one of these things. Equivalent in size to 3.5 pitchers and makes my bowling experience that much better.

Little Man with a Funnel

2006-07-27T05:27:00.000-07:00

Jman's 7th Annual 4th of July Party

2006-07-27T05:20:00.000-07:00

Parked Cars + Fireworks = Good Idea

2006-07-27T05:19:00.000-07:00

$5 to submerge your head in ice water

2006-07-27T05:17:00.000-07:00

Henri's Bakery = Bliss

2006-07-27T05:16:00.001-07:00

Turkey on Rye please

Bad Ass Mini-Van

2006-07-27T05:16:00.000-07:00

Explicit behavior at the Braves game

2006-07-27T05:14:00.001-07:00

In Tooner Field no less.

Channeling Spuds MacKenzie

2006-07-27T05:14:00.000-07:00

Red Dirt Band playing Centennial Park

2006-07-27T05:12:00.001-07:00

Litzky?

2006-07-27T05:12:00.000-07:00

Don't Tread on Me

2006-07-27T05:11:00.000-07:00

I cannot remember what bar I took this picture in, but I like it.

Rainbow at Braves game

2006-07-27T04:50:00.000-07:00

06 betting sheets, pages 3 and 4

2006-05-17T08:55:00.000-07:00

Quite a few more bets than last year.

2006 betting sheet pages 1 and 2

2006-05-17T08:53:00.001-07:00

yeah I wasn't a winner

Post Derby 06

2006-05-17T08:53:00.000-07:00

Lasty year after the Derby I was mixing Mr. T's in the bathroom at Chuck E. Cheese, this year I decided to class up just a little bit, and avoid possible arrest.

Passing of the Robe

2006-05-17T08:49:00.000-07:00

Congrats to Kevin for winning this years Old School Nasty Fantasy Basketball League. May you enjoy the Ali robe and all it's benefits.

Talk Derby to Me

2006-05-17T08:47:00.000-07:00

ahh yes the Mint Julep. Just the desire for one will make you do crazy stuff. Talk Derby to Me (sound)

run for the roses

2006-05-17T08:46:00.000-07:00

What would a derby party be without roses. Although the bouquets in the crapper freaked me out a little bit.

Chill Wizard

2006-05-17T08:45:00.000-07:00

I'm seriously thinking about turning this site into a celebration of great bathroom graffiti

sketchy part 2

2006-05-17T08:44:00.000-07:00

This one I'm a little more sure of. Yeah you're thinking the look on David's face is sketchy, but the fact that I'm taking a picture of how short a girl's skirt is on a cell phone camera is definitely the Sketch winner.

evidence

2006-05-17T08:43:00.000-07:00

unfortunately this is Laura taking documented proof of me being on the dance floor at Hole in the Wall.

wholesome interlude

2006-05-17T08:42:00.001-07:00

umm...

2006-05-17T08:42:00.000-07:00

I don't even know what the sketchiest thing about this picture is

ms mitchell

2006-05-17T08:41:00.000-07:00

as far as I know Melissa is the third person who has aspired to be on Hank Jamaica

bo and luke

2006-05-17T08:40:00.000-07:00

stojko

2006-05-03T10:34:00.000-07:00

That's Elvis Stojko in the middle complete with gold and silver medals and ice skates. Here's the real Stojko for comparison.

posing

2006-04-21T06:04:00.000-07:00

drunkeness

2006-04-21T06:03:00.002-07:00

pantless man

2006-04-21T06:03:00.001-07:00

there may be jorts somewhere under that shirt but I sure don't see them

apparently these drinks were called scum buckets

2006-04-21T06:03:00.000-07:00

loving on the rail

2006-04-21T06:02:00.000-07:00

hounds at the Atlanta Steeplechase

2006-04-21T06:01:00.003-07:00

gayness with the deer god

2006-04-21T06:01:00.002-07:00

Sally Sweet Tits

2006-04-21T06:01:00.001-07:00

gunz 4 sale

2006-04-21T06:01:00.000-07:00

sharks & minnows

2006-04-21T06:00:00.000-07:00

CBS is mean

2006-03-20T17:10:00.000-08:00

just pouring salt in Jennifer Anniston's wounds. Can't even watch basketball without being reminded of Brad.

dumb fishing shirt

2006-03-20T17:08:00.000-08:00

man in black

2006-03-20T17:05:00.000-08:00

yard of beer

2006-03-20T17:04:00.000-08:00

$5.50 at CJ's and you get to keep the glass which is obviously going to come in handy

annie sad

2006-03-20T17:03:00.000-08:00

annie happy

2006-03-20T17:02:00.001-08:00

connor drunk

2006-03-20T17:02:00.000-08:00

connor sober

2006-03-20T17:00:00.000-08:00

7 minutes in heaven.jpg

2006-03-20T16:59:00.001-08:00

Green Pitcher of Beer

2006-03-20T16:59:00.000-08:00

straight out of the keg at Becky's St. Patty's Day party

Varsity Chili Dogs

2006-03-20T16:58:00.000-08:00

So on Sunday I watched Nascar, drank gin, and ordered 8 chili dogs. I ate 6 and gave 2 to David. 20 minutes of pure bliss and 72 hours of stomach pain

michael and his magical powers

2006-03-20T16:57:00.000-08:00

Gin

2006-03-20T16:56:00.000-08:00

Gin..it makes a man mean and a woman a lesbian

David participating in Gin Weekend

2006-03-20T16:55:00.000-08:00

and yes he is sipping straight from the bottle.. or as he says "it tastes like pine trees"

Men's bathroom at the Clermont Lounge

2006-03-20T16:54:00.000-08:00

the best thing about the Clermont Lounge is that the strippers have to put money in the jukebox if they want music to dance to.

great parking job

2006-03-20T16:53:00.000-08:00

the sun

2006-03-20T16:52:00.001-08:00

Fans

2006-03-20T16:52:00.000-08:00

This is the intern with Lee and Daniel the two guys who came up with the idea to call the future hawks bandwagon the Bird Flu. What's scary is that they recognize him from grainy photo that was on the internet for a week about a year ago

Bobby Jones Gravesite

2006-02-07T12:39:00.000-08:00

I found him

2006-02-07T12:38:00.000-08:00

Hump the Stump

2006-02-07T12:37:00.000-08:00

on the stump that used to be the tree at CJ's Landing

The Winning Bet

2006-02-07T12:36:00.001-08:00

Sometimes I hate dogs

2006-02-07T12:36:00.000-08:00

Merry Beermas

2006-02-07T12:35:00.002-08:00

NYE

2006-02-07T12:35:00.001-08:00

and a Happy New Beer

2006-02-07T12:35:00.000-08:00

Ignignokt Neon Sign

2005-12-07T14:40:00.000-08:00

Churchills now has a neon sign of Ignignokt from Aqua Teen Hunger Force advertising Adult Swim. I think this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Goats

2005-12-07T14:38:00.002-08:00

I had to go to some obscure family reunion and the house had goats. That's how we roll. If you'll recall at a family reunion with the other side of the family I ate in lovely downtown Slocomb, AL.

Walking through Toomer's Corner

2005-12-07T11:31:00.000-08:00

Doesn't take me long to follow suit

2005-12-07T11:30:00.000-08:00

great minds think alike.

Well I hate women with mom butt

2005-12-07T11:29:00.001-08:00

The best the Heart of Auburn Hotel has to offer

2005-12-07T11:29:00.000-08:00

Sean watching football like every other red blooded american

2005-12-07T11:28:00.001-08:00

Kicking it old school in honor of Pat Dye

2005-12-07T11:28:00.000-08:00

My other buddy

2005-11-14T16:06:00.000-08:00

Me and the Jack Daniels carving at Nowhere Bar in Athens.

my new friend

2005-11-14T16:05:00.000-08:00

One cool thing about road games is that you sometimes become friends with the people around you. This guy was hilarious and knew his football. Plus he apparently lost half of one of his fingers on his left hand so after a good play he'd give you a "four and a half" instead of a high five.

celebration

2005-11-14T16:04:00.000-08:00

sheer unadulterated and utter joy

concession bust

2005-11-14T14:54:00.000-08:00

I'm guessing this guy would be less than thrilled to find out his but separates two stands of people buying soft drinks to mix with the contents of their flasks. I however would be honored.

My seats

2005-11-14T14:52:00.000-08:00

well not technically, but this is where I sat. There really isn't any other place for an Auburn fan to watch the game on the road than beside the band and in front of the cheerleaders. Some times I almost like road games more.

tiger walk in athens

2005-11-14T14:50:00.000-08:00

2:45 before kickoff and Auburn fans all ready getting pumped. Of course we were still as excited in the stands 30 minutes after the game ended.

capt douche

2005-11-14T14:49:00.000-08:00

this guy is a tool. Tights from head to toe, helmet, poor man's megaphone, etc.

All though he did have a cup holder on his superhero utility belt so I do have to give him some credit

animal cruelty?

2005-11-14T14:42:00.000-08:00

I can't tell if this cool or mean. It's just a regular long sleeve shirt

mission

2005-11-14T14:41:00.000-08:00

this was the task laid out for myself, cousin kevin and the dude. There were about 5 Busch Lights left at the bottom when we left for the game. Unfortunately I didn't follow the Crafty Vet's advice and left my cooler in the quad only to have it stolen.

pimped ride

2005-11-14T14:40:00.000-08:00

this is probably the sweetest gameday vehicle I've ever seen.

better seats

2005-11-08T14:40:00.001-08:00

1st seats

2005-11-08T14:40:00.000-08:00

lexington

2005-11-08T14:39:00.001-08:00

view of downtown from the ramp up to the upper deck of Commonwealth Stadium

jorts

2005-11-08T14:39:00.000-08:00

fear not Gator fans, Kentucky like to rock jean shorts as well.

sketchy dude

2005-11-08T14:38:00.000-08:00

um, yes this guy does have a foam penis strapped on to his chest. I couldn't understand his joke when I walked by, but it's really more a visual gag than anything.

Tigerwalk in Lexington

2005-11-08T14:37:00.001-08:00

Oberto

2005-11-08T14:37:00.000-08:00

Fabricio "Oh Boy" Oberto would be proud

transylvania

2005-11-08T14:36:00.000-08:00

Slash

2005-11-01T11:50:00.000-08:00

Unfortunately this picture is awfully blurry, but this dude was rocking the most outstanding Slash costume ever. I later insulted his girlfriend by assuming she was dressed as Bret Michaels. Apparently she was just a rocker chick.

spooky pumpkin

2005-11-01T11:42:00.002-08:00

leopard becky

2005-11-01T11:42:00.001-08:00

crappycostume2.jpg

2005-11-01T11:42:00.000-08:00

crappy costume

2005-11-01T11:41:00.001-08:00

bootleg tv

2005-11-01T11:41:00.000-08:00

I had heard rumor that people still used VCRs instead of Tivo, but this is just archaic

Tractor Costume

2005-11-01T11:40:00.002-08:00